The Wonderfully Stupid Wondergirls

If you live in Korea, or for whatever reason (i'm not interested) you're obsessed with Korean Entertainment business, it's possible that you know them. Last time i checked there was a kiss-ass nobody telling this group composed of the silliest five girls that they are ready to take on Hollywood, and that Hollywood would be ready for them. THEY'RE FAMOUS here in Korea.

Their first hit "Tell me" had driven me crazy. Like all of their other songs. Try and find it, if you like it, then i can honestly say you lack sensible music taste. The way i tell my husband, it's BLECH!!!

So let's rant....

I avoided watching music channels here. One: it's in Korean, i don't like it. TWO: NO ONE can dance decently so what's the point of watching?? Just listen to the radio (which i also cannot tolerate). And THREE: I have not found one Korean Pop, RnB, Jazz, or any kind of music artist i can actually enjoy seeing, or listening to... And that coming from a hardcore music lover (thanks to my mom and dad) is something.

So what's with these Wondergirls? They're pretty to Korean standards (not me), they have very little asses, they have no boobs, they have the hideous and skinny Asian bowlegs, and they have flat stomachs. That's just it. They're not sexy. They can't sing... (OMG, try and listen), they can't dance (grace is not their friend), they're very stiff, and they have no originality. Nothing that they're doing right now, can make me say "that's new" because... THEY'RE POSERS!

Oh, nothing. I just don't like them They're the very first trying hard girl group who can't sing but had hits that caught the mass Korean fan base. Good thing Koreans suck (or most of them at least) at English or i'd be hoarding hate mails. One music channel is right in the middle of my favorite channel, and Cartoon Network (Squirt's channel), which makes it impossible to avoid seeing these girls. Once, while flipping though TV, i saw them again. Imagine my HORROR when i saw them trying to imitate BEYONCE'S Single Ladies... dance moves, vocals, the works. I swear to God, i literally puked. I could blame their choreographer, or i could blame their artistic ideas that go way over their heads, or i could do both. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE GIRLS? Hasn't anybody even told them that straight arms is equivalent to stiff arm movement? And that their legs together won't do anything to a dance routine? So they're not dancing.. they're FLAILING! So sad that Korean people think these girls are great performers.

Well... they're not. And they call themselves the first wonder....

In the end.. it's just me. Because they have enchanted the world without anybody actually noticing that these girls have no talent.. just lucky and that they had a break in the industry.